I don’t post a lot of jokes here on Prophet News but this list got me laughing so I thought I’d pass it along. Here are 10 signs (eleven actually) that 2010 has been a pretty tough year so far. I hope you enjoy it.
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s, and the kid behind the counter asked, Can you afford fries with that?”
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked ”Insufficient Funds,” you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ’ouncer’.
Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children’s names.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- I ordered a burger at McDonald’s, and the kid behind the counter asked, Can you afford fries with that?”
- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- If the bank returns your check marked ”Insufficient Funds,” you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM
- McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ’ouncer’
- Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children’s names
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
- Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore
- The Mafia is laying off judges
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen
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